I was checking my bank balance the other morning and noticed that there was more there than I expected, so I checked the transactions and yeehaa my tax return was deposited into my account, feeling quite happy with seeing that I had some money I signed off and started getting ready to have a shower, but hang on a minute I can hear the water pipes creaking but I havent turned on the taps, so I went outside to check the water heater, holly crap theres water spraying everywhere and my dogs happily having a hot shower, my water heater had just blown up, so you can guess where my tax return money plus a lot more has gone.

I would hate to think what would happen if I won lotto.